ME: Sweetie, do you think I look like a pirate if I wear this scarf out?
HUSBAND: You DO look like a pirate...I like it.
ME: No...I don't really want to look like a pirate...I'm just asking if I happen to look like a pirate if I'm wearing the scarf. I just want to look cute.
HUSBAND: Sure. I think you do look cute...like a really cute pirate.
Have a Cozy Weekend.
9 hours ago